sorta metal is a misfit. sorta metal listens to heavy metal (duh), punk rock, goth rock, and any derivative of metal, punk, or goth (just not grunge, kidding). sorta metal plays guitar. sorta metal reads Dracula, Frankenstein, Edgar Allan Poe, and, you get the point. sorta metal wears black. sorta metal loves Halloween. sorta metal is all about the metal, punk, and goth things in life.
sorta metal also likes pop and works a 9-5 corporate job. sorta metal wants to be rich. sorta metal pays bills. sorta metal is navigating the world of adulting. sorta metal wants to win at life with a big middle F to the Man.
sorta metal has off days. sorta metal gets the blues. sorta metal knows the value of being an adult and contributing to society, but not at the expense of living life.
sorta metal is… sorta metal.
sorta metal 